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¨Æ±¡°_¦]: This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland , staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children¡¦s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children¡¦s failing grades changed to passing grades ¡V even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes, and put this on the answerphone.
Án±a¤º³¡: The outgoing message:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent ¡V Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work ¡V Press 2
To complain about what we do ¡V Press 3
To swear at staff members ¡V Press 4
To ask why you didn¡¦t get information that was already enclosed in your
newsletter and several flyers mailed to you ¡V Press 5
If you want us to raise your child ¡V Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone ¡V Press 7
To request another teacher, for the third time this year ¡V Press 8
To complain about bus transportation ¡V Press 9
To complain about school lunches ¡V Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable
and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that
it¡¦s not the teachers¡¦ fault for your child¡¦s lack of effort: Hang up and
have a nice day!
If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.